Virus Alert!!! Submitted by Jim Norris!

Warning - Contains Political Humor - May not
be suitable for closed minds.

Watch out for these new viruses Neither Symantec, Norton, 
nor McAfee have solutions as yet!

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The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for  
viruses of mass destruction. 

The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your computer, 
each time you turn it on. 

The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored 

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory. 

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting 
and recounting. 

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. 

The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files. 

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves ... 
but will be back! 

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes. 

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, 
then slowly expands to restabilize around 150 GB. 

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted. 

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor 
doesn't care.